khaleesi: capitolprostitute: Australian advertising is fucking brilliant. meanwhile the klondike ad men are crying themselves to sleep for not doing this first man sometimes advertising can do awesome shit, like bring a bunch of strangers together to dance in front of a box
Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain anymore if I go out or if I stay in.
omg to all guys.
tairytwenty: luanlegacy: there should be no reason for you to be “disgusted” or like… afraid.. or overreact from seeing a Penis. You fucking have one. You look and touch your own dick everyday there’s no reason to freak out when you see another penis… Maybe you dont like guys -_- but you don’t need to be all surprised at seeing a dick. AMEN.